bwahahaha :D
etoh
The
consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount
of sodium chloride affected the taste drastically and those actions are
irreversible. I do apologize.
-nag-eexplain si inday kung bakit maalat ang ulam.
"Nurture
others with positive truthful words, not words that hurt. It doesn't
cost anything to do so. But mean what you say, and say what you mean.
Do it everyday. This is one of the most obvious qualities of the most
beloved people. If you cannot be generous financially, at least be
generous with your words."-sagot ni inday sa amo nya na di xa pinautang at minura-mura pa!
"Ipomea
aquatica has become the constant ingredient to this Filipino delicacy
which is very helpful in the digestion during the peristaltic process
of the food we intake. Due to the continuous rain and floods, the
harvest of the said vegetable has lessen the production in the market"
- sagot ni inday samin kung bakit walang KangKong sa nilutong sinigang
I
am solitary. I find it hard to succumb into slumber. Though the
downpour of rain should've made it easy. This exuberent emotional glue
i have for you,cannot be
simply washed away. The multiplicity of what i feel for you is inevitable. This isn't platonic. It's real, true romance
- INDAY, nag eemote sa may bintana, habang iniisip si dodong,ang bf nia..
"potatoes,
wen consumed n der raw state, r rapidly converted 2 glucose dat raises
insulin leve;s bcoz of its simple sugar...wen cooked in high
temperature lyk french fries, dey produce large amoun of free radicals
n d body causing aging, clotting, inflammation, cancer, w8 gai... 1
french fry is worse dan 1 cigarette
- inday (sagot nya sa amo nung tanungin xa kung bakit di sya nagluto ng french fries)nuritionist din pala si inday
"
I stay awake in the coldness of the darkened sky contemplating why, for
some reasons, has my emptinessmade itself manifests, extending to that
niche where i wasgiven life and growth, that because of austerity i was
made seperated from...."
-INDAY habang ndi makatulog dahil na-ho-homesick . d=D
Heavy fire exerted by the stimulus affected the best conductor of heat
which is the steel,causing the Oriza Sativa to change it's state of
color,smell as well as the taste."
-sagot ni inday ng tanungin siya ng amo kung bakit nasunog ang sinaing.
Listening
to the nonsense talk about someone's life is a pathetic way of
entertainment..it doesn't contribute to the good of society..i hate
character assassinators!..- reklamo ni inday nang natsismis siya ng kapitbahay.
You'll never know wat u have til it's gone... And once u loose it, u can never get it back....
-si Inday na isnatchan sa quiapo!!!Dear Mom,
Had
i not been able to smell the salt, i must have collapsed moments ago.
Junior has become a little monster to me. Remember the head accident he
had? As if it wasn't enough, he was summoned by the principal of hil
shabilly runned academe. Oh, such an erudite bunch of baboons! I never
though being a governess can be such strenuous employ!Your daughter,Inday
Dear Inday,
Walanghiya ka! Magpadala ka ng pera! Nasa ospital ang nanay mo, dumugo ang ilong pagkabasa ng pesteng sulat mo!--TATAY
Drunken shrimp and blue lobster meat with caviar served with milagrosa rice (red variety) and apricot sauce..
Vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra virgin olive oil ..
Lychee and peach salad with sour cream and cream cheese topped with lemon zests..
---mga baon ni junjun sa daycare na inihanda ni Inday. SOSYAL!!!Ich bin jetzt berühmt geworden dürch diesen Pexer.Mach weiter so,das gefällt mir!!!
(naging sikat ako ngayon gawa ng pexer,pagpatuloy ninyo gusto ko yan)Si Inday marunong din pala maggerman!!
I
believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use
of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute
significantly to the value of the work that you want, my creativity,
productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can
offer will boost the work progress.
- sagot ni Inday sa interview ng bago niyang amo!
Compromising
safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered
architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's cranium
with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.- sagot ni Inday nang tanungin ng amo kung bakit may bukol si Junior.
The
consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount
of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and those
actions are irreversible. I do apologize.
- nag-explain si Inday kung bakit maalat ang ulam.
Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!
Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing.
"It's
absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only
imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational
institution. Revise your policies because they suck!"- Inday, kasama si Junior sa principal's office.
Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!Inday:
A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking havoc to
the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the
gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was
heading for.
Amo: (nosebleed)
Stop
your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property damages and if
that happens there will be corresponding punishment to be inflicted
upon you!- si Inday, pinagbabawalan ang mga bata na maglikot.
Sometimes,
people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they
just know that things will get worse if they'll stay. Leaving can be a
tough act, and it's harder when people can't understand you for doing
so.- sagot ni Inday kung bakit umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.
"To forrestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unfathomable statement to the denial of your request. Petition denied."
- reply ni Inday nang i-text ni dodong kung pwede sya maging txtmate.
Amo:
Inday bumili ka nga ng mga isda, ay oo nga pala, inglesera ka na
ngayon, would you please buy many fishes for this week's meals? Inday:
Judging by your statement, I believe you meant a variety of fish. The
term fishes though rarely used, connotes a plethora of different kinds
of the said gilled aquatic creatures. But the most pressing question
before I go to the wet market would be: what type of fish? Fillet or
not? Frozen or fresh? (pauses) Ahh…given the meager budget afforded by
this household's quasi-peasant class taste, I assume I shall source the
staple "galewng-gong". Yes?
Subject: Re: Post your jokes!!!! 
Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:13 pm
